Tales of a Vegan Wannabe

I was vegan for three months. I was vegan for two months. I was vegan for a day. I feel like the perpetual dieter flip-flopping between ovo-lacto and egg- and dairy-free, starting out with all the gumption of a hard core herbivore, but giving in when tempted by a nice cheesy slice of tomato and onion thin crust. Hiding behind the pantry door sneaking granola bars with honey and non-fat dry milk. Munching on treats I know contain casein and saying, "Just this once." Dodging anything that starts with "Tofutti" and loading up instead on fake cheese with whey because it "œmelts better." Please, Lord, just tell me when this cycle of destruction and deceit will ever end...

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